Windows 98 source code

(page last updated 30/08/98).
 /*
      TOP SECRET Microsoft(c)  Code
      Project: Chicago(tm)
      Projected release-date: Summer 1998
      Original version date : Aug 1994
 */
 
 #include "win31.h"
 #include "win95.h"
 #include "evenmore.h"
 #include "oldstuff.h"
 #include "billrulz.h"
 #define INSTALL = HARD
 
 char make_prog_look_big[1600000];
 
 void main()
   {
      while(!CRASHED)
      {
          display_copyright_message();
          display_bill_rules_message();
          do_nothing_loop();
          if (first_time_installation)
          {
              make_50_megabyte_swapfile();
              do_nothing_loop();
              totally_screw_up_HPFS_file_system();
              search_and_destroy_the_rest_of_OS/2();
              hang_system();
          }
          write_something(anything);
          display_copyright_message();
          do_nothing_loop();
          do_some_stuff();
          if (still_not_crashed)
          {
              display_copyright_message();
              do_nothing_loop();
              basically_run_windows_3.1();
              do_nothing_loop();
              do_nothing_loop();
          }
      }
      if (detect_cache())
          disable_cache();
 
      if (fast_cpu())
      {
          set_wait_states(lots);
          set_mouse(speed, very_slow);
          set_mouse(action, jumpy);
          set_mouse(reaction, sometimes);
      }
 
      /* printf("Welcome to Windows 3.11"); */
      /* printf("Welcome to Windows 95"); */
      printf("Welcome to Windows 98");
      if (system_ok())
          crash(to_dos_prompt);
      else
          system_memory = open("a:\swp0001.swp", O_CREATE);
 
      while(something)
      {
          sleep(5);
          get_user_input();
          sleep(5);
          act_on_user_input();
          sleep(5);
      }
    create_general_protection_fault();
}

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