A doctor's phone rang at home at three O'Clock in the morning. Sleepily he answered "Hello".
A very frantic woman said, "Doctor, our baby just swallowed a condom".
The doctor said, "Take him to the hospital and I'll meet you just as soon as I can get there." He started putting on his clothes and was just ready to walk out the door when the phone rang again.
He answered "Hello". A very calm voice on the other end of the line said "That's alright doctor, we found another one."
Robert Chasmer -
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