Presenter: |
Gidday its XXX-FM, do you want to play the game ? |
Brian:
| Yeah, sure. |
Presenter:
| O.K., Question 1 - When was the last time you had sex ? |
Brian:
| Ohhh, maaaate. Ha Ha, well, about 8 o'clock this morning. |
Presenter:
| And how long did it go for Brian ? |
Brian:
| Orrrrr .... about 10 minutes. |
Presenter:
| 10 minutes ? Good one. And where did you do it mate ? |
Brian:
| Ohhhh maaaaate, I can't say that. |
Presenter:
| There's a holiday to Bali at stake here Brian ! |
Brian:
| O.K. ... O.K. ... On the kitchen table. |
Presenter:
| (and others in the room - much laughter). Good one. Brian, now is it O.K. for us to call
your wife ? |
Brian:
| Yeah, alright. |
Presenter:
| Hi Sharelle, how are you ? |
Sharelle:
| Hi. Good thanks. |
Presenter:
| (Explains competition again) We've got Brian on the other line, say hello. |
Sharelle:
| Hi Brian. |
Brian:
| Hi Sharelle. |
Presenter:
| Now Sharelle, we're going to ask you the same three questions we asked Brian and if you
give the same answers, you win a trip for two to Bali. |
Brian:
| Just tell the truth Honey. |
Sharelle:
| O.K. |
Presenter:
| Sharelle, when was the last time you had sex ? |
Sharelle:
| Oohhhh, noooooo. I can't say that on radio. |
Brian:
| Sharelle, it doesn't matter. I've already told them. |
Sharelle:
| O.K. ... About 8:00 this morning before Brian went to work. |
Presenter:
| Good, nice start ! Next question. How long did it go on for Sharelle ? |
Sharelle:
| (giggling) About 12, maybe 15 minutes. |
Co-Presenter:
| That's close enough ... Brian was just being a gentleman. |
Presenter:
| O.K. Sharelle, final question. Where did you do it ? |
Sharelle:
| Oh no I can't say that. My mum could be listing. No way,no. |
Presenter:
| There's a trip to Bali on the line here. |
Brian:
| Sharelle, I've already told them so it doesn't matter anyway... just tell em. |
Sharelle:
| Ohhhh .... alright .... Up the arse ! |
Radio Silence..... |
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Presenter:
| Sorry if anyone was offended before, we're going live here,and sometimes these things
happen. We've given Brian and Sharelle the holiday. Now we'll take a music break. |