Women's attitude to diets

(page last updated 30/08/98).
  1. If I eat something and no-one sees me it contains no calories
  2. The calories in two Mars bars are cancelled out if I drink Diet Coke
  3. Broken biscuits contain no calories as they leak out at the breaks
  4. Medicinal foods such as Chocolate, Crisps and Sara Lee Cheesecake contain no calories
  5. Food eaten as part of an entertainment package contain no calories - eg popcorn or hot dogs at the pictures

Jokes Index Robert Chasmer - (C) KAOS 1995-2000.