A collection humourous stories.
These pages contain a few jokes that people have mailed me over the ages (well since i've been online). I've reformated the jokes changing the plain old text into
glorious HTML. As with all my pages I've also checked them with a syntax
scanner, so as not to upset any fragile browsers.
If you have a frames & tables enabled browser try the
'Enhanced version' of this section.
This version of stories does NOT make use of frames or tables, and
so should be compatible with all browsers not just the fat MS and Netscape ones.
(page last updated: 24/07/99).
Please Note:
- I have tried to break jokes down into sections, (Normal, Computer, Rude, Adult, & Yuk).
- Some jokes here are of an ADULT NATURE, if you feel you may be
offended then please return to my home page instead.
- I do not in any way constitute the validity of any of the stories in
the jokes.
- Where I have added copyright logos, I am only referring to the effort
involved in adding HTML tags, and reformatting text.
Normal jokes:-
- Englands 2006 World Cup Bid
- Actual classified sections of city newspapers
- Anagrams
- World Cup 98 - David Beckham Jokes
- NEWS FLASH: BEER
- The Right Man for the Job
- The world's best chat-up lines
- I wanna job - CV's
- 1997 Darwin Awards
- Dictionary of dating
- Women's attitude to diets
- Change Course!
- Easter Funnies
- "WOMAN" A Chemical Analysis
- Valued Employee?
- Engineers and scientists
- F14
- Farts
- Cat Flaps
- Help..... My cigars on fire
- Footbal Quotes
- The frog!
- The life of a full stop
- Smithsonian Institute
- Our Lord
- Hell Fire
- Insurance Claim Forms
- The genie and a mother-in-law
- Kissie Kissy
- Sewage
- Madcows disease: The facts the government tried to hide.
- Facts about Marriage
- More facts about Marriage
- The love of music
- OJ donations
- Pipe specification
- The big plop list
- Politics
- Pooh goes apeshit
- The drinking priest
- Free Drinks
- The keen salesman
- Santa
- Strange Signs
- Speeding Bidy
- Actual English subtitles used in films made in Hong Kong
- Swim!
- Tommy Cooper Selection
- Guy's Etiquette Test
- Officer Efficiency and Fitness
- Work and Prison
- Womens English
- The Fastest Thing in the World
- Iraqi Scud Missile Launcher
- Signs for the English
- Room Service
- Catch the baby
- Plane Humour
- Poor Old Santa
- Mind Game
Computer related jokes:-
- Is Windows 95 a virus?
- If Microsoft started building cars
- Women and Computers
- C++ the truth
- Imminent crash
- The creation according to Microsoft
- The head of MS (Bill Gates) is dead
- Japanese poetry moves with the times
- Microsoft Contraception
- If Microsoft bought Mc Donalds
- Drug Dealers and Software Engineers - a Comparison
- Windows 98 source code
- Customer Suport for Dummies
- Bill Gates and his Army
- Sex with Gates
Rude jokes (sexual content):-
- The italian who went to malta
- Audi Engineer
- The complete set of blonde jokes
- Breakfast Time
- Bohemian Curry
- Elizabeth Taylors plastic surgeon
- Me Jane, you Tarzan
- Mooooo
- Coma
- The trouble with Condoms
- Debt
- Scotish Drunk
- Alex Ferguson
- The flying gerbil
- Gorilla
- Amish Horse
- Male and Female Interpretation
- The nun and the hippie
- Nunsense....
- The party
- Peaches
- Plane Crash
- QFM radio competion.
- Little Red Riding Hood
- Is sex work?
- Sexually suggestive lines in Star Wars
- Star Wars - The Musical
- Testicles
- Ting-a-ling
- Chinese torture
- The two Whales
- The Luckiest Man in the World
- Eye Test
- How to get on with Job Interviews
- Now quite a career
- A painful experience
- Wild Stalion
- Ripe Tomatos
- Monkey Troubles
- Johnnie`s Rubber
- Melbourne Radio
Slightly more dodgy jokes (ADULT):-
- Sexual limericks
- 100 point rice purity test
- Ritualistically Right
- Smurf shagging
- Viagra can do amazing things.
- Just what can you do with a duracell
- Famous Balls
Things that make you go Yuk...
- Loads of sick baby jokes
- Croc
- American ER stories
- Scrotum Self-Repair
Robert Chasmer -
(C) KAOS 1995-2000.