Wahey, you seem to have stumbled onto my home page.

Welcome to www.chasmer.com my very old and slightly broken site that recently moved from freenetname: www.kaosuk.co.uk

(page last updated: 06/02/2000).

The standard blurb:-

Hi, I'm Rob, or Chas, or whatever you want to call me, and this is my home page. You may have a browse around if you like, and hopefully, improve your whole outlook on life! Many thanks to some of my friends who originally introduced me to the web back in 1995.
Well what can you do here? You can check out some of my favourite links, read some jokes, have a play with my 3d virtual worlds, and if your an Acornite try my Acorn page. These pages need work, I know, and if anyone has any great ideas, pictures, textures, acorn apps, amazing links, then please let me know!

Here's a brief summary of my site:-

• LINKS - How to make a quick exit from this site .
• RISC OS - Visit my Risc OS / Acorn section and download a few of my proggies.
• JOKES - A bundle of jokes from around the globe.
• ME - Find out more about moir.
• PHOTOS - My personal photo album
• CONSTRUCTION - My general construction page, with PERL source code.
• PC UTILS - Utilities for file transfer between PC's and other platforms.
• TV - Digital Terrestrial Channels for Essex.
• MAIL - Send me an anonymous message.